Deer are stupid. Deer eat the human's plants. Deer eat Jim's grapevine. Jim worked very hard to build a fence around his vineyard but those stupid deer jumped through the wires and ate Jim's vines. Because deer make people mad, people want to shoot them.
Dogs are smart. Dogs listen to their humans. Dogs do not eat human's precious plants. Therefore, people love dogs. If a human loves you then they feed you and take care of you and let you sleep in their house. Those stupid deer have not figured that out.
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