Inside Trees

There are inside trees and outside trees.  Jim and Jean spent a lot of time putting up an inside tree.  They call it a Christmas tree.  Here is the difference between the Christmas tree and an outside tree:  Outside trees are real.  The Christmas tree is pretend.  Outside trees are plain.  The Christmas tree has ornaments and lights.  You can pee on an outside tree.  You cannot pee on an inside tree.  After they put up the Christmas tree they took me for a nice long run on the trail where I could pee on the trees.