The News

I know the 5 o'clock news.  I know the music they play and I know that at 5 o'clock I get my dinner.  I am happy when the new comes on.  NBC played a mean trick on me.  They have a 4 o'clock new and it plays the same music.  I hear that and I want my dinner.  I go to Jean's office and give her my starving face and she makes me wait until 5.  I am sooooo hungry.